Alexa: Alright, anytime now…
Itch: Who are you waiting for, Alexa?
Alexa: Remember last week with the Qs, I said my cousin Mizana and her friends were moving in? They’re coming today.
Itch: Wait, really?
Alexa: Yes sirree, they’re coming to-NAGDABBIT! Villains, assemble!
Black Widow: What? What is it?
Alexa: Mizana and her friends are coming to town and we haven’t bothered to clean the house! Bard, TAS, bedrooms. Crawfish, Director D, bathrooms. Hare, Itch, kitchen. Blackie and I will take the rest of the rooms. Go, go, go!
Itch: TAS, montage music!
TAS: *does a ding with his soundboard, and plays Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce*
*everyone starts working*
*2 hours, 18 minutes, 27 seconds later*
Alexa: Alright, good work, everyone. Now they should be here any se-
*a knock is heard on the door*
Alexa: Ooh, here they are! Everyone except Itch, hide!
Binary Bard: The Villain’s room should do!
*everyone but Alexa and Itch run into the Villain’s bedroom, and Alexa opens the door*
Alexa: Miza-! Oh, sorry, mailman. The Qs are here? Ok, thanks. *she tosses the Qs on the table, and the mailman also drops a shaking box* Oh, what’s in that? From Vale City, you said? Ooh, must be urgent. Thank you! *she pushes the box into the living room, and grabs her knife, cutting open the box, and four people shoot out face-first into the couch*
??? #1: Ugh, whose idea was it to mail us to Mizana’s cousin’s house?
??? #2: I blame Nephri. She’s the crazy one.
??? #1: I don’t blame her, she is a Faunus cat, after all.
??? #3: Wait, are we here?
??? #4: *gasps* Alexa!
*Mizana and Alexa hug each other*
Mizana: Oh my Isanami, I haven’t seen you in ages!
Alexa: Introduce me to your friends and I’ll introduce you to mine.
Mizana: The tall guy, Isaac. Contrary to what he looks like, he’s a great cook and a great freerunner.
Isaac: Present and accounted for.
Mizana: Nephri Teana, always lands on her feet, always QUICK on her feet, and can make many copies of herself.
Nephri: *makes a clone and has it shakes hands with itself*
Mizana: And finally, Taniza Itena. Not really too skilled in anything specific, but she can make electricity out of nowhere.
Taniza: Shocking, ain’t it? *she high-fives Mizana*
Mizana: So, who are your friends?
Alexa: Well, you already met Itch, but I actually have 6 more people hiding in my room. Thankfully, they could hear your introductions because me and one of them have communicators, but let me call them out. *she presses a button on her watch* Come on out, guys!
TAS: *presses button* It’s time to d-d-d-d-dddddd-
Alexa: *presses the mute button* Don’t. Anyway, this is the brother that was never there when you were, TAS. Next, my girlfriend Black Widow. Just as an FYI, only I’m allowed to call her Blackie.
Black Widow: *coming downstairs* And if you do, Itch has my permission to 4th wall you into oblivion.
Itch: Oh, and I’ll do it, too.
Alexa: Director D, last name unknown, first name probably known, favorite Pokémon Unown, and entity known.
Director D: And try not to judge me. And that’s not my favorite Pokémon.
Alexa: I know, just trying to make your intro rhyme. Anyway, next is Captain Crawfish, the greatest pirate to sail the seven seas in modern times.
Crawfish: Aye, matey.
Alexa: Binary Bard, robot. Known possibilities of saying things are probably 11001101.
Binary Bard: Actually, it’s many more. But my hardware’s durable, so I work better.
Alexa: And finally, Dr. Hare. And no, Nephri, he’s not a Faunus bunny.
Dr. Hare: Don’t question it. Too much of a story.
Nephri: Oh, come on. Nobody but Blake back at Beacon is a Faunus that I know of. Well, except for me, Velvet, and Neon.
Alexa: Anyway, we do a Q&A thing every so often. So expect me to interrupt you so you can answer some Qs. Speaking of which, let’s get it started.
LW to TAS: So can you talk?
TAS: *nods yes*
Mizana: Do you ever?
TAS: *shakes head no*
Taniza: Why not?
Alexa: One mysterious person under that meme-loving shell.
LW to everyone: Do you have any relationship advice?
Binary Bard: Searching database. None found.
Alexa: Well, add some more. Trial and error’s not the right way to go.
Nephri: Don’t try and force them to love you.
Isaac: Just find the right one and you’ll survive.
Black Widow: You don’t HAVE to be in a relationship.
Itch: On second thought, all of us give somewhat bad relationship advice.
Taniza: I can vouch for that. The main thing to me is be yourself.
LW to Itch: Just curious, but what’s the best prank you’ve ever played?
Itch: Long story short, a TV show concept made real.
Alexa: He made a 7 mile spanking machine, built in pedometer to make sure.
Itch: Did it on Alexa’s buddy Sakura. Man, was she mad.
LW to Alexa: Do you have a Wattpad? I think you do, but IDK.
Alexa: Yep. Sakura changed the username on it to DJSakuraStep, and I haven’t bothered to change it back. I’m not making stories on it anymore, I use FFN instead. DJVampiStep on there.
Taniza: Fanfictions, huh?
Alexa: Let’s just say I had a vivid mind.
LW to everyone again: So I’ve been sick… For 5 days… Any tips for keeping MY sanity?
Isaac: First of all, constantly check up on yourself with family.
Alexa: Hope your parents aren’t as strict as mine. They had me go to school even if I was sick.
Taniza: If you’re staying home, do what you love to do sitting still. Of course, Team MINT would face off against Yang on her fighting game. Ruby’s good at it too.
Alexa: Fighting game?
Nephri: Yep. Ninja Fighters III!
Isaac: And they think it’s an accurate representation of ninjas fighting. Try going to the ninja training school I went to in Kyoto. That’s a real ninja fight.
Alexa: Oooo, you’ll have to tell me about it.
Itch: After the Q’s finished. We need more tips for Lucky.
TAS: *using TTS* Rapid fire!
Alexa: Chicken noodle soup always works!
Itch: Carrots aren’t good for your eyesight, but they can help with night vision.
Blackie: Survive in loud crowds by eating more magnesium.
Mizana: Yeah, I think that’s enough.
Alexa: You should know by now what I’m going to say. Any Q’s you wanna ask, can be addressed to a combination of either me, Itch, TAS, Blackie, Bard, Crawfish, D, Hare, Mizana, Isaac, Nephri, or Taniza. And as always, keep poppin’ it?
Mizana: Keep poppin’ it? Why that?
Alexa: It’s a long story. Don’t ask.
Taniza: Are you-