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Ask the Group, Episode 6: Nocturnal Tofu Delivery

Sorry this is out late! Got grounded for not getting grades tended to, but since I finished a thing for my World History class, I’ve a bunch of time on my iPad, so I’m taking all I can. Again, sorry!

Alexa: TAS, ready?

TAS: *thumbs up*

Alexa: Press it.

TAS: *presses a button on his soundboard and grabs out some trading cards*

Alexa: *grabs out trading cards*

Alexa and TAS’s soundboard: IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-DDDDDD-DUEL!

Alexa: Crimson Nova!

TAS: *another button* “Blue Eyes, White Lightning!”

Alexa: Nope! Mine has higher attack!

TAS: *slams his fist on the deck, putting his hands up, and moving the cards back into a full deck*

Alexa: That’s always fun, right, TAS?

TAS: *high-fives Alexa*

Itch: Guys! New Qs!

Black Widow: Great. I was getting tired of hearing a bunch of names of cards.

Alexa: Alright, let’s see…


LW to all: Happy 10th everyone!

Black Widow: Thanks, Lucky!

Dr. Hare and Director D: Yes, thanks!

Crawfish: Aye, thanks for ye well-wishes!

Binary: Congratulating processes online.


LW to all again: How old are y’all?

Alexa: Blackie’s 20. Crawfish, who knows how long. Dr. Hare, maybe 29. Binary Bard, technically immortal, Director D, around 36.

Black Widow: How do you know how old I am?

Alexa: It slipped out when you were talking and I managed to note it down.

Director D: What about the rest of us?

Alexa: Director D, based on looks, Captain Crawfish, his beard confuses me. Dr. Hare, lucky guess, and Binary Bard’s is obvious.

Itch: *clapping* Wow. Your brain’s bigger than I thought.


LW to Captain Crawfish: Can you do a Western accent?

Crawfish: Hrm… Let’s see. *in a really bad western accent* I got a bullet here with yer name on it.

TAS: *pulls a red sharpie out, writes something on a whiteboard, and flips it over, showing he wrote 7.5*


LW to Dr. Hare: Are you a cute smol bunny?

Dr. Hare: HA! Only when Alexa’s stepsister is around.

Alexa: Hey, she’s like half as old as me, she doesn’t know the difference between an animatronic bunny and a real bunny.

Dr. Hare: Otherwise, no. I am not a cute bunny. I’m an EVIL cute bunny!

Itch: *sighs*


LW to Black Widow: Congratulations, btw.

Blackie: Oh, you’re talking about what I think you’re talking about, right?

Itch: Oh, she’s talking about what you think she’s talking about.

Alexa: I can back that up.


LW to Binary Bard: Do you ever get love letters? Because my friend Binary gets a lot.

Binary Bard: Love letters? No. Now anonymous love emails, yes. Seriously, who signed me up for iHarmony?

TAS: *holding back a smile*

Binary Bard: TAS…

TAS: *gains his straight face*


LW to Director D: What’s the D stand for?

Director D: Dangerous.

Alexa: Really? I thought it was Dolan. Or Donald. Speaking of Donald, I always get random calls for either a Linda or a Donald. Either that or it’s always the callbait “Hi, this is Ray, how’re you?” Makes me wanna go find the people that make those calls and punch them in the throat, in my opinion.

Black Widow: I’m the same way, actually.


LW to Itch: What are you implying?

Itch: I’m implying nothing. I’m not one to be broken.

Alexa: Yeah, I can disprove that, but that’s not a matter for the Qs.


LW to TAS: How many sounds you got?

TAS: *stops and thinks, giving a glance to Alexa as if they were asking permission*

Alexa: I’m going to regret this. Permission granted.

TAS: *jumps up and down as he turns the volume fully up on the soundboard* IT’S OVER 9000!

Alexa: God, that was loud. Back to normal volume.

TAS: *sighs, adjusting it back*


LW to Alexa: How do you keep your sanity?

Alexa: TAS, spinner. Joke way or normal way?

TAS: *pulls up a spinner on their phone, and signs a J*

Alexa: Joke way? Well, this is of course a joke, but you ask how I keep my sanity. I don’t. My sanity keeps me.

TAS: *using text to speech* Now for real.

Alexa: Really, though, just reading fanfictions and/or the Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. If you want spoilers on any specific fanfictions, and or spoilers on what I’ve read so far in Hitchhiker’s Guide, PM me on Username DJVampiStep.


Alexa: And, as per usual, that’s all the Qs we have. You want to ask any questions, ask me, Itch, TAS, Binary Bard, Blackie, Dr. Hare, Director D, or Captain Crawfish. And, as an added bonus, my cousin and her friends are coming in next week, so you can ask my cousin Mizana Kirone and her friends Isaac Kyūketsuki, Nephri Teana, and Taniza Itena questions too. She also texted me saying that Mizana, Nephri, and Taniza are probably going to be moving in, so insert more chaos! And as always… Say it with me TAS…

TAS (via TTS) and Alexa: KEEP POPPIN’ IT!


10 Years and 1 Day Ago…: A Recollection of Alexa and the Community

Alexa: Hey, guys, Alexa here.

Itch: And me and TAS, because TAS just HAS to be here.

TAS: *puts his thumbs up*

Alexa: Anyway, today, I decided I should do a post on the 10th birthday of Poptropica. So what better to do then reminisce about the past? We’re starting from when I first joined the Poptropica community to now. TAS, montage music.

TAS: *pulls his phone out and start playing Friends by Hyper Potions* (NOTE: If you’ve seen the Sonic Mania opening animation, that’s the song that plays then.)

Alexa: September 2015, I had rejoined Poptropica after a long hiatus, when it popped up in my mind during a break we had in our A/V class. I even introduced my friends to the game, but I’m pretty sure they never play it anymore.

Itch: Meh, it’s not like they cared anyway.

Alexa: Whatever. It was around that time I saw all the new islands made while I was gone, and I started looking around to see if I could find a place to get some help. In comes the Poptropica Help Blog, which back at the time was Slanted Fish, Blake, Spotted Dragon, UiPE, HP, and a bunch more that I can’t remember.

Itch: We’d look it up, but Alexa posts using the school-issued iPads, and they block the site because it’s “non-managed.”

Alexa: Soon after, around February 2016, there was an announcement that the Poptropica Help Chat, which was the PHB’s chat room, was switching from Xat to Discord.

Itch: For those who don’t know, Discord is pretty much the new voice chat and chatroom hub, for those who “don’t want to hassle with Skype and are tired of paying for Teamspeak servers”, or whatever it is they say.

Alexa: So of course, I went in there, back then going under the name DJScratchStep.

Itch: That’s how I came along. I was basically an alter-ego of Scratch designed for when I wanted to get mean, but more on that in a bit. Back before joining the community, Alexa actually went by TheAthenaSpawner, or T.A.S. for short. That’s how TAS came along.

TAS: *smiling*

Alexa: Online names aside, I joined the Discord as soon as I got home, and started mingling with people. Then came along WimpyKidFan. He PM’d me saying he wanted more chat members to join his gaming clan, the Rekt Clan. And so, after uploading photos of my gaming prowess in Geometry Dash along with a couple of videos I did, one playing Minecraft with my old friend SuperBuckoLovesMinecraft and a guy that was in the same place as me when we were recording who went by Crusader, and another playing BTD Battles with my friend The Spike Factory, who I’m still friends with.

Itch: Soon enough, he joined the Rekt clan. Their newest member had arrived.

Alexa: And that it did. A few months and an MPIP later, WKF was asking for clan managers. I submitted, seeing that I had been there for a while, and he took me in. Fast forward another few months, he needed a co-leader. Boom, me.

Itch: Fun fact, he actually met his best friend Diamond Glaz3 while he was there.

Alexa: Then, things got sad, as WKF said he was leaving Discord, and he was giving me possession of the clan (which I’m renaming to the Knights of the Fire Oath soon, don’t tell anybody). We emailed after a while, then WKF said he had forgot the username of his email, and all Rekt-related things were going away.

Itch: Luckily, Alexa managed to save the clan chat, but it’s dead currently, so it was useless to get in anyway in retrospect.

Alexa: Back to the Poptropica fandom. Around mid 2016, I decided to make a Poptropica blog named the Poptropica Help Island… but after a while, I ditched that name as there wasn’t really anything related to help there, and I made this blog right afterward.

Itch: After a while he saw that Tall Cactus, former blogger, had made a blog unrelated to Poptropica, and it was doing fairly well, then he saw the fall of that and the rise of Lucky Wing’s Luckily Bizzare, and he decided to make his own non-Poptropica blog Random Vampiness, back when he was going by DJVampiGamer. And yet no matter how much you emphasize that you changed your name, you’ll still be known as Vam-

Alexa: Shut it. Anyway, after a while, I found out about the Poptropica Bloggers Network, run by Purple Claw and Hyper Gamer. At least I know for a fact the first name is right, not entirely sure about the second. Not much has happened since then, however. Mostly just me making more friends, losing more, making relationships, breaking them, and a bunch more that really doesn’t belong here.

Itch: Any shoutouts you’d like to mention?

Alexa: Let’s see. Lucky Wing, for always commenting and liking posts, whether it be on RV or the TBPH. Tall Cactus, Short Feather, and G-Hopper for being good trollers when we trolled on Roblox a couple days back. The Glaz3 clan members, being Diamond Glaz3/Caidence, Frost Glaz3/John, GoatMan, Kitty Glaz3, datweeabooninjakid, and Netflix Glaz3, for whom have helped me become happy in times of sadness. Slanted Fish, Purple Claw, Spotted Dragon, and Brave Tomato, for helping me keep up-to-date on Poptropica News. Skinny Moon for being the greatest social media head for Poptropica ever. WKF for inviting me to the Glaz3 Clan, sad you’re gone. idk and Blake for being people with outstanding memes on the PHC, and Noveen for keeping me entertained while I’m stuck in youth group at church. Awesomess, Sooth, Speed-o-rama, and the rest of the school’s Card Game Club, for being good friends. My stepsister, LizardLiz, and my stepbrother Reddurcs, for being the nerdiest family members I know apart from my dad and stepfather. My old aliases that are now cemented into both my memories and these posts, being Samconry (my Xbox gamertag), TAS (the main abbreviation for my Skype name, DJScratchStep (my old username for most stuff now), DJVampiGamer my slightly old username for most stuff), DJVampiStep (another version of DJVampiGamer), DJKyūketsuki (a temporary username until the next one), DJKeikoYokoyama (one of my usernames), CPU Vampi and CPU Keiko (my usernames for my favorite Youtuber’s Discord chat), for helping me develop the name I have today, that’ll be destined to be changed again. Vinyl Bass for introducing me to the MLP fandom, and Flare the Echidna for being one of my best IRL buds in the Sonic fandom. And finally, my mother and father, for building me into the person I will be when I graduate.

Itch: That’s a long list.

TAS: *nods in agreement*

Alexa: Hush thy judging mouth. But anyway, keep poppin’ it!

Ask the Group Episode 5: The Wrath of Lucky

Alexa: Hey, TAS, come here real quick.

TAS: *walks up to Alexa*

Alexa: Why in Isanagi are you getting on forums for video games?

TAS: *shrugs, makes a question mark with their hands, then pulls out their video game controller and points it at the console nearby*

Alexa: If you need help with video games, then just ask me. I’ve played almost anything.

TAS: *rolls their eyes*

Itch: Hey, just FYI, the villains are gone. It’s their 10th anniversary of existing, so they’re out celebrating. The questions are here though.

Alexa: I guess I’ll just text Blackie if there’s anything the villains need. Let’s see here…


LW to Itch: Sorry, I get the same thing a lot, so…

Itch: Oh, is this about the whole ‘my arm’s itchy’ thing?

Alexa: *stares him down*

Itch: *groans* Sorry for going out of hand in that instance.

Alexa: *smiles and nods*


LW to Itch again: What? WHO IS IT?!?

Itch: You should know. I’ve seen what you do in the parallel world. I see everything…

TAS: *plays the illuminati theme*

Itch: TAS, don’t even- you know what, that actually fits me. Never mind, keep it going.


LW to Black Widow: pls dont kill me

Alexa: Hold up, lemme text Blackie.

*phone pulls out*

Alexa Hattomi to Villain Group: yo, blackie, i got the qs here, u-should-kno-who’s asking u not to kill them

Black “Blackie” Widow to Villain Group: tell lucky as long as she doesnt call me blackie she’ll be fine

Alexa Hattomi to Villain Group: aight


LW to Everyone: Can I have a hug? I could use it.

Alexa Hattomi to Villain Group: o ye, lucky’s asking for hugs

Dr. Harvey Hare to Villain Group: give em one 4 me, i feel generous

Director D to Villain Group: eh, ill give 1 2

Binary Bard to Villain Group: pass, pls

Black “Blackie” Widow: crawfish sez he doesnt wanna give lucky scurvy or whatevr


LW to Everyone again: Who plays Minecraft?

Alexa Hattomi to Villain Group: lucky’s also wondering if anyone plays minecraft

TAS “TASBot” to Villain Group: ye

Black “Blackie” Widow to Villain Group: since u introduced it 2 me, yes. crawfish says no

Binary Bard to Villain Group: u put it in2 my system for u and tas 2 play when we r on the go, so technically yeah

Itch Step to Villain Group: nah, i’d rather not play w/ either alexa or tas

Black “Blackie” Widow to Villain Group: hare and d are ordering, they told me 2 tell u no

Alexa Hattomi to Villain Group: tht’s all the qs, then. have fun celebrating your tenth anniversary of existing

Black “Blackie” Widow to Villain Group: it’d b bettr w/ u

Itch Step to Villain Group: keep luvy duvy stuff out of this group chat

TAS “TASBot” to Villain Group: plskthxbai


Alexa: Well, that’s enough of an exercise on my fingers. Remember, ask me, Itch, TAS, Blackie, Director D, Cap’n Crawfish, Dr. Hare, and Binary bard anything, maybe even dares, and we’ll get back to ya. Keep poppin’ it!

Ask the Group #4: *insert creative title here*

Alexa: …Screwdriver.

Black Widow: *hands him a screwdriver*

Alexa: …Solderer.

Black Widow: *hands him a solderer* Why am I standing here again, Alexa?

Alexa: Because, Blackie… *some zapping is heard* …I’m upgrading my computer’s hardware.

Black Widow: Why so?

Alexa: So my computer can wirelessly connect to my laptop and I can control the computer from the laptop. TAS is always wanting on my computer to get on game forum pages and possibly get my computer installed with viruses, and I’m controlling it with my laptop so I can keep them from doing so.

Black Widow: That makes no sense, but I’ll agree with you. TAS gets annoying, am I right?

Alexa: He wasn’t allowed anywhere else without someone to calm him. In other words, the exact reason why he’s here.

Binary Bard: *walks in* Hey, Alexa, questions are here.

Alexa: Hold on. *zapping is heard again* Aaaaand done. Laptop and computer are now connected. Anyway, toss it here, Bard.

Binary Bard: *tosses the envelope towards her*

Alexa: Everyone, get in here! Our first question…

Lucky Wing to Alexa: Congratulations on having more of a life than me! And having the guts to admit that too! Dang, I need to get my life together…

Alexa: Oh, you mean me and Blackie? Yes, thanks. Hope you and whatever parallel universe relationships you’re in go well.

Itch: I’ve already figured out who it is in here that’s possibly in a parallel universe relationship with this Lucky girl, though. Not saying who it is.

Alexa: At least whisper it to me.

Itch: Ugh, fine. *he whispers it to Alexa*

Alexa: Oh, that makes perfect sense. Alright, thanks for telling me.

LW to Itch: Is your arm itchy?


Alexa: Itch…

Itch: I mean, just because my name is Itch doesn’t mean that anything is itchy on my body!

Alexa: Itch, calm down.

Itch: Jeez, at least respect a man’s name. People will think you’re lucky if your name’s Lucky, right? Exactly. Respect.

LW to Black Widow: Can I call you Blackie or will you give me a black eye? *dabs at lame pun*

Black Widow: Only Alexa can call me Blackie. Otherwise…

Alexa: We agreed that if you do, we’re sending Itch after you.

Itch: Note to you: Never combine me, a white vintage-looking car, and Euronext music. All that equals drifting you into oblivion.

Red Rider to everyone: *gives everyone hugs*

Alexa: Erm… thanks…?

Black Widow: Hey, only Alexa’s parents and myself can hug him!

Itch: No. No hugs.

TAS: *dodges any attempt at hugging*

Binary Bard: I need help.

Captain Crawfish: So do I, matey.

Dr. Hare and Director D: You’re not alone.


Alexa: And that’s all for this round. Remember, ask me, Itch, TAS, Blackie, Director D, Cap’n Crawfish, Dr. Hare, and Binary Bard whatever. Dares are also appreciated too. And with that, I bid everyone a see you later. Keep poppin’ it!

Ask the Group, Episode 3: Pumped Up

Alexa: *singing the Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time boss music while she plays Crisis Caverns*

Black Widow: *walking in* Hey, Alexa.

Alexa: Oh, hey, Blackie. What’s up?

Black Widow: Yeah, Itch wanted to come up and annoy you telling you that more questions are in, but he said he’s too lazy to get off the couch and stop watching Teen Titans Go.

Alexa: Phew, thank Isanam-wait, did you say Teen Titans Go?

Black Widow: That’s what Itch was watching, yeah.

Alexa: *dashes off to the living room* WHICH EPISODE?

Itch: I’m pretty sure it’s 40%, 40%, 20%.

Alexa: Yes, I loved that one.

Binary Bard: Hey, what’s all the hubbub in here? I’m trying to work on my speech uni- GAH!

*sparks fly from Alexa’s computer*


Binary Bard: 01001000 01100101 01111001 00101100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100110 01100001 01110101 01101100 01110100 00101110 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110100 01100101 01110010 01110010 01110101 01110000 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101111 01101101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110010 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110100 00101110

Itch: Alexa, what does that mean?

Alexa: The binary speak or the spark from my computer?

Itch: The binary.

Alexa: Oh, that. Hang on a sec… add a zero… He said “Hey, it’s not all my fault. You were the one interrupting me from working on it.” Oh, that is a big load of chocolate fudging cr-

*many minutes of arguing and Teen Titans Go watching later*

Alexa: Alright, now for the questions.

TAS: *plays the final fantasy victory fanfare*

Alexa: Let’s see here, who do we have first…

Fierce Flyer to Alexa: Name three of your favorite video games.

Alexa: To start off, Skate 3. I’ve only logged 8 and a half hours or so because most of the time my parents want the TV. Next, Geometry Dash, because I just like challenges. And for the third, well, that’s hard to choose. Maybe Call of Duty?

Black Widow: What are those games?

Alexa: Skate 3, skateboarding simulator featuring many popular skaters like Rob Dyrdek, Lizard King, and many more. Geometry Dash, platform if game with a customizable cube. Call of Duty, first person shooter.

Black Widow: Ooh, Skate 3 sounds like fun.

Alexa: Let’s try it out afterward, then.

Fierce Flyer to Black Widow: Can you speak more than one language?

Black Widow: Yes, actually. I can speak French very well.

Alexa: TAS, translator. I wanna test this.

TAS: *pulls up an audio translator, currently recording, and hands it to Alexa*

Alexa: *puts the microphone in the phone near Black Widow’s mouth*

Black Widow: Si le traducteur peut comprendre cela, Alexa a fait du bon travail en programmant cela.

Alexa: *watches the translation app, reading the result* “If the translator can understand this, Alexa did a good job programming that.” Aw, thanks, Blackie.

Black Widow: Ne m’appelle pas Blackie.

Alexa: Yup, we’re done here.

Fierce Flyer to Captain Crawfish: How’d you get that pegleg?

Captain Crawfish: Aye, matey, it be a long story. I was sailing the seven seas, when suddenly a shark hit me ship! We tried aimin’ the cannons at it, but te no avail. The shark came on board and bit me leg off! The doctor below deck was a nice lad, though, and he patched it all up and gave me a nice lookin’ pegleg. I’ve kept it ever since.

Alexa: The TL;DR? He got his leg bit off by a shark and the doctor gave it to him.

Purple Claw to Captain Crawfish: do u smell good

Alexa: Smell test! Itch, what scents?

Itch: *sniffs all over Captain Crawfish’s body* A scent of the ocean breeze in his hair, a breath of oranges, and his clothing smells fresh. I’d say he passed.

Alexa: Welp, there’s your answer.

Lucky Wing to everyone: SO anyone romantically interested in anyone else?

Alexa: *blushing as he tries to hold back the smile*

Itch: Who is it, Alexa?

Alexa: N-Nobody… Nobody…

Binary Bard: 01001111 01101000 00101100 00100000 01110000 01101100 01100101 01100001 01110011 01100101 00101110 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100010 01101111 01100100 01111001 00100000 01101100 01100001 01101110 01100111 01110101 01100001 01100111 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110111 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110010 01101111 01101111 01101101 00101110 00100000 01010011 01110000 01101001 01101100 01101100 00101110 (Oh, please. Your body language is showing me that it’s someone in this room. Spill.)

Alexa: N-no…

TAS: *pleading with baby eyes*

Alexa: *sighs* Fine. I never wanted to let this be known but… I’ve got a crush on Blackie…

Everyone minus BB and BW: “What?!?”

Binary Bard: 01010111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00111111 00100001 00111111 (What?!?)

Black Widow: Why me?

Alexa: It’s a long story. TL;DR, you seem like just the person that I’d have similar tastes with. Everyone else, spill.

Black Widow: Well, since you just leaked you had a crush on me, I guess I could say I’ve got a crush on you…

Binary Bard: 01010000 01110010 01101001 01101110 01100011 01100101 01110011 01110011 00100000 01000101 01101100 01111001 01100001 01101110 01100001 00101110 00100000 01001101 01111001 00100000 01100011 01111001 01100010 01101111 01110010 01100111 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 01100110 01101111 01110010 01101101 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101111 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01110100 01110010 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101001 01101101 01110000 01110010 01100101 01110011 01110011 00100000 01101000 01100101 01110010 00101100 00100000 01100001 01101110 01111001 01101000 01101111 01110111 00101110 (Princess Elyana. My cyborg transformation was so I could try to impress her, anyhow.)

Dr. Hare: Well, I don’t entirely know who they are, but I feel like—

Itch: In a parallel universe, you have a crush on someone who may be asking the question in this universe, but in the other universe you’re part of their group?

Dr. Hare: *stays silent for a bit* Actually, that’s the most accurate assumption there is.

TAS: *plays the Illuminati theme*

Captain Crawfish: Well, there was this one mermaid lass that flopped up on deck one time that I had my eye on, but she said she thought pirates were gross and flopped back off.

Director D: Nobody. I took away people’s hair, nobody would think that’s a good reason to hook up with me.

Itch: Nobody for me as well. I’m too much of a grump to get in a relationship, according to Alexa.

TAS: *shrugs*

Lucky Wing to everyone again: What’s you guys’s thoughts on killing?

Itch: Who is it we’re looking, per se?

Alexa: Itch, it’s a question on our thoughts about it,not orders to do it. I kinda agree with you, though.

Dr. Hare: Blowing up the moon would’ve done it for me.

Binary Bard: Knights fighting my robots just to try saving Princess Elyana did it fo-oh, hey, my speech unit got fixed.

Black Widow: I’m an art thief, not a murderer.

Director D: Hair theft is what mattered to me.

Captain Crawfish: I only kill those who take me treasure.

TAS: *shrugs again*

Alexa: Well, that’s enough of a question round for me. Remember, ask me, Blackie, Cap’n Crawfish, Director D, Binary Bard, Itch, and TAS, whatever you want. Anyway, during the break before the outro, me and Blackie decided we’d try a relationship, and so we’re gonna head out on a date. Itch is probably gonna go explore parallel universes again, TAS will continue making memes, and whatever else the Villains do is up to them. Keep poppin’ it, Poptropicans.

Ask the Group Episode 2: Rolling Around at the Speed of Sound

(because that’s apparently what Lucky’s doing… everyone else needs to start submitting questions, because it’s almost like the group wants someone other than lucky :0)

(also yes, alexa’s the name of a guy in this series… don’t question it.)


Alexa: *scrolling through songs on his touchscreen laptop* Alright, what song to I remix today?

Itch: *grabbing the door frame and reaching in* Yo, Alexa!

Alexa: I never seem to get some peace and quiet around here… What?

Itch: Questions are here again.

Alexa: Wha- wai-… HOW?


Black Widow: *walks in, seeing TAS running around, and clotheslines him*

TAS: *rolling his eyes*

Director D: Hey, blame this Lucky Wing girl. She’s probably got all the time she ever wants to spend on the computer.

Alexa: Trust me, I know her… Yeah, she’s not got that. Anyway, Itch, the envelope with the questions, please.

Itch: *hands Alexa the envelope*

Alexa: *scans over the contents of it* Finally, more than 1 question. Let’s see here. First up…

LW to Binary Bard: Have you ever had a glitch in your system before?

Binary Bard: Oh, plenty of times. Glad there’s at least one person other than myself who knows how to fix them.

Alexa: Hey, at least I know the basics of Javascript.

Cap’n Crawfish: Aye, what does that mean, landlubber?

Alexa: Trust me, Crawfish… You wouldn’t understand it unless you were a “landlubber.”


LW to Captain Crawfish: How do you feel about most people hating your island?

Alexa: Alright, alright, first thing, au contraire, my good fellow. Skullduggery and Steamworks were the longest islands in the game. And unlike me documenting these posts for publ- I mean, personal use, I like to waste time, so there’s at least one person who likes Skullduggery.

Everyone except for TAS: *staring at him*

TAS: *realizing it’s silent, and pressing a button on his phone that makes a cricket chirping sound*

Alexa: …What? Just stating my opinion… Continue, Crawfish.

Cap’n Crawfish: All I was going te say was that it serves ’em right fer stealing me rightfully owned treasure. And goin’ into me mind after a while? That’s just real scurviness there.

Itch: Is scurviness even a word?

Alexa: *Googling it* Scurviness, the quality or state of being scurvy. The more you know.


LW to Director D: Hi. Do you still want to kill me?

Director D: Uhm… Alexa, why does this person think I want to kill them?

Alexa: I don’t know… Maybe it’s because-

Itch: The Director D this Lucky person knows is really just a clone of our Director D… Or maybe ours is a clone of theirs… OR MAYBE THEY’RE BOTH CLONES!

TAS: *playing the illuminati theme on a keyboard app*

Alexa: Let’s just put a great big No on that and move on…


LW to Black Widow: How was the last romance novel you read, Wid? *winks obnoxiously*

Black Widow: I don’t read romance novels.

Alexa: Aw, come on, Blackie. You gotta have SOME romance novel in your library.

Black Widow: I assure you I do not.

Itch: Then I want to see proof. *walks towards BW’s Room*

Black Widow: *blocking the way* NO, NO, NO. Alright, I’ll admit it, I do read romance novels. The last one was called Gamer Girl or something like that…

Alexa: Hey, I’ve read that one!

Binary Bard: 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00111111 (You have?)

Alexa: Yes. The one with the girl who likes to make manga, and the guy who’s into drama and all that, right?

Black Widow: Yup. You know, we’d both make the perfect Madelyn.

Alexa: You got that right. *fist bumps Black Widow*

Dr. Hare: …Did I just see the Poptropican I know is the grumpiest have something in common with one of the cheeriest?

TAS: *presses a button* Sugoi, sugoi, sugoi!

Itch: Whatever. Why haven’t me or TAS gotten a question yet?

Alexa: Hmm.. Because you’re being impatient?

TAS: *presses a button of a bunch of people yelling*


Alexa: Anyway, looks like that’s it for another session. Remember, you can ask any of us questions and we’ll be there to answer them. Black Widow, Captain Crawfish, Director D, Dr. Hare, Binary Bard, me, Itch, TAS, whoever.

TAS: *tries to press a button on his phone, but to no avail*

Alexa: TAS. No more “just do it” buttons.

TAS: *makes a frowny face*

Alexa: Just ask some villains some questions. Ask alter egos some questions. Ask me some questions. Ask you pet to ask any of us a question. Just please. PLEASE. Don’t ask Lucky Wing to ask us a question.

Itch: Isn’t that a bit rude?

Alexa: Coming from the master of rude back in the days of Wattpad, apparently. Keep poppin’ it, Poptropicans. Me and the group are going to go have a bonding session.

Ask the Group Ep. 1: I couldn’t wait.

Alexa: *whistling Insterstellar Retribution by DBOYD* What to do today… Ah! Roleplaying on Discord sounds fu-

TAS: *walks into room, pressing a button on their phone* Hold up.

Alexa: Whatcha got, TAS?

TAS: *hands Alexa a letter, pressing another button* It’s dangerous to go alone, take this!

Alexa: Alright, could you stop with the memes?

TAS: *presses another button* Nope.

Alexa: *sighs* Whatever. What is this anyway? *opens up the letter, reading it* Oh, a question for the group. Everyone get in here!

*seconds pass*

Itch: Alright, what is it?

Captain Crawfish: Aye, matey?

Dr. Hare: Stop talking like that, you dolt.

Crawfish: Aye, it’s how I learned. It’s… intimidating.

Itch: Eh, whatever.

Alexa: Stop your bickering. The question’s to one person, but I thought some of the rest of you would like to comment on it. *ahem*

Lucky Wing to Dr. Hare: 2 words: carrot flambé. Sound familiar?

Dr. Hare: Did you say… carrot flambé?

Alexa: Yup.

Dr. Hare: That… Sounds… AMAZING!!!!

TAS: *presses a button, making an excited “Oooooooooohhhhhh!”*

Alexa: But is it familiar?

Dr. Hare: Hmm… Nah.

Itch: The question is, does it improve night vision?

Alexa: Yeah. I do remember my social studies teacher saying that carrots don’t make your vision better, but it ups your night vision… Hey, Dr. Hare, you mind if I steal some of your carrots?

Dr. Hare: What? No! They’re my carrots!


Alexa: And sadly, that’s the only question.

TAS: *button press, making a sad trombone tune*

Alexa: Just remember, you can ask anyone questions. Me, TAS, Itch, Black Widow, Director D, Captain Crawfish, Dr. Hare, Binary Bard, any combination of us, just send ’em in and we’ll answer them.

TAS: *button press* Just do it!

Alexa: And as always, keep poppin’ it!

A Good Reason For Me To Stay Active On This Blog

Salutations, everyone! Alexa here, wondering why in Amaterasu I haven’t posted in a while. Ah, well, anyways…

So I’m checking the blogs like usual and I see that Lucky Wing posted another episode of Ask the Villains, where people ask Dr. Hare, Director D, Black Widow, Captain Crawfish, Binary Bard, and Lucky/E/Admin/whatever names she refers to herself as if she’s asked a question. And a thought popped into my mind: What if I did my own Q&A things? So I’m going to be—

TAS: *presses a button on their phone* asuh dude

Itch: Why am I here again?

Alexa: Hey! I told you guys not to come out early! I was just about to make the announcement.

Itch: Yeah, but Director D said you already had, so I came out, but I guess TAS here sped in front of me.

TAS: *presses another button* yea boiiiii

DD: *snickering in distance*

Me: Oh, for Izanagi’s sake, I thought I caged you all.

BW: Blame Itch.

Itch: *smirking*

Me: Itch, you are the most rebellious person I have ever seen and you-

CC: Should walk the plank.

Me: Why do I keep getting interrupted?!?

Binary Bard: 01001010 01110101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101111 01101110 01110100 01100110 01101100 01101001 01110000 01110000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100001 01101110 01101110 01101111 01110101 01101110 01100011 01100101 01101101 01100101 01101110 01110100 00100000 01100001 01101100 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 01111001 00100001 (Just make the frontflipping announcement already!)

Me: Right. *ahem* Anyway, as I was saying, I’m making a Q&A series as well! Asking the big 4 villains, Director D, and then myself and my “alter-egos,” as I like to refer to them.

Itch: We’re not alter egos. We’re pieces of your subconscious.

TAS: *plays the Illuminati theme through their phone*

Me: Just shut up until the chocolate-fudging questions come in. Like I was saying… *glaring at Itch* …you can ask questions directed towards Black Widow, Captain Crawfish, Dr. Hare, Binary Bard, Director D, Itch, TAS, and even me if you want to. So, submit those questions…

TAS: *presses another button* Just do it!

Me: …and keep poppin’ it!


(The TL;DR? Making a Q&A series with a few Poptropica villains, submit questions and they’ll be answered. Have fun and eat chicken!

It’s been a while…

…Where did I go, you may ask? That's an easy answer.

Hey, guys, Keiko here. Yup, yet another name change. But I'm back… For now.

You see, about a month or less ago, my dad was put in the hospital for a chemotherapy treatment for his leukemia. I had to come home to my mom and stepdad (who are most of the time brutal to me), and I immediately forgot about the existence of my blogs.

But then I was scrolling through my server list and found the PHC… And realized I missed a lot. So here's the news summed up in a short list:

– 24 Carrot Island remade in Poptropica Worlds
– Comments now able to be done on the Creator's Blog
– Skinny Moon's lack of Creator's Blog posts, I guess

Oh, and I made a new blog 😀

But that's it for now, guys. Phone battery's low, and I've gotta get back to dinner with my family. Like always, keep poppin' it!


Hey, guys, Vampi here.

Checking Discord one day, I was hearing all this stuff about Worlds and Crisis Caverns and stuff, but I was thinking, “wait, what the heck is going on?” So I check the PHB and I internally scream.


I made my character, of which I will edit into the post later, and I added the necessities to the outfit (the gamer glasses and vampire hair from previous NormPop outfits). Decorated my house to look pretty decent, and decided, “Hey, I’m gonna check out Crisis Caverns.”

So ReVamped Trusty (self-related pun intended) got in the blimp and checked out Crisis Caverns. This is where I’m going to make a guide about this that I am probably going to post sooner or later.


I’m going to get to work on my walkthrough. Keep poppin’ it!


PS. Due to finals week starting Tuesday next week, I probably won’t be making any more posts until after school lets out Friday, around 2:30 PM CST. So I’ll be out soon with the guide, and I’ll see you there!