Alexa: Hey, TAS, come here real quick.
TAS: *walks up to Alexa*
Alexa: Why in Isanagi are you getting on forums for video games?
TAS: *shrugs, makes a question mark with their hands, then pulls out their video game controller and points it at the console nearby*
Alexa: If you need help with video games, then just ask me. I’ve played almost anything.
TAS: *rolls their eyes*
Itch: Hey, just FYI, the villains are gone. It’s their 10th anniversary of existing, so they’re out celebrating. The questions are here though.
Alexa: I guess I’ll just text Blackie if there’s anything the villains need. Let’s see here…
LW to Itch: Sorry, I get the same thing a lot, so…
Itch: Oh, is this about the whole ‘my arm’s itchy’ thing?
Alexa: *stares him down*
Itch: *groans* Sorry for going out of hand in that instance.
Alexa: *smiles and nods*
LW to Itch again: What? WHO IS IT?!?
Itch: You should know. I’ve seen what you do in the parallel world. I see everything…
TAS: *plays the illuminati theme*
Itch: TAS, don’t even- you know what, that actually fits me. Never mind, keep it going.
LW to Black Widow: pls dont kill me
Alexa: Hold up, lemme text Blackie.
*phone pulls out*
Alexa Hattomi to Villain Group: yo, blackie, i got the qs here, u-should-kno-who’s asking u not to kill them
Black “Blackie” Widow to Villain Group: tell lucky as long as she doesnt call me blackie she’ll be fine
Alexa Hattomi to Villain Group: aight
LW to Everyone: Can I have a hug? I could use it.
Alexa Hattomi to Villain Group: o ye, lucky’s asking for hugs
Dr. Harvey Hare to Villain Group: give em one 4 me, i feel generous
Director D to Villain Group: eh, ill give 1 2
Binary Bard to Villain Group: pass, pls
Black “Blackie” Widow: crawfish sez he doesnt wanna give lucky scurvy or whatevr
LW to Everyone again: Who plays Minecraft?
Alexa Hattomi to Villain Group: lucky’s also wondering if anyone plays minecraft
TAS “TASBot” to Villain Group: ye
Black “Blackie” Widow to Villain Group: since u introduced it 2 me, yes. crawfish says no
Binary Bard to Villain Group: u put it in2 my system for u and tas 2 play when we r on the go, so technically yeah
Itch Step to Villain Group: nah, i’d rather not play w/ either alexa or tas
Black “Blackie” Widow to Villain Group: hare and d are ordering, they told me 2 tell u no
Alexa Hattomi to Villain Group: tht’s all the qs, then. have fun celebrating your tenth anniversary of existing
Black “Blackie” Widow to Villain Group: it’d b bettr w/ u
Itch Step to Villain Group: keep luvy duvy stuff out of this group chat
TAS “TASBot” to Villain Group: plskthxbai
Alexa: Well, that’s enough of an exercise on my fingers. Remember, ask me, Itch, TAS, Blackie, Director D, Cap’n Crawfish, Dr. Hare, and Binary bard anything, maybe even dares, and we’ll get back to ya. Keep poppin’ it!