Hunger Games Simulator, Pop Community Edition: The Reaping

Note: This is a sticky post; it will stick to the front of the TBPH website until I take it off and/or the Games are done. Read on to see what I mean by “the Games.”

Alexa: Hey, uh… Tech… I had an idea.

Tech: Oh, no. Whenever you get an idea, it’s usually bad.

Alexa: How about we take the Poptropica community, make characters of them, and put them in a Hunger Games Simulator?

Nephri: Does it involve killing?

Alexa: Yes… but you should PROBABLY know it’s on a website and every tribute’s moves are random chance, decided by the website itself.

Jenny: Killing and random chance? Sounds like fun, in my opinion.

Vampi: Exactly. Who all is going to be in it? I mean, I know it’s the Pop community, but who in it would be in it?

Alexa: Glad this is all being dictated onto the TBPH, because this is the perfect place to get people. Just put your name in the comments and you’ll be in. Of course, what’s the fun in watching merciless killing without getting in it yourself? I’m joining in as well, so I’m leaving it up to Vampi, Tech, Nephri, and TAS to do the story so that I don’t bend it in any way. I’ll be updating this post along the way with all the people joining, so here’s the list!


Person 1: Alexa Hattomi (Alexa)

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Person 1: Diamond Rain (TC)

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Person 1: Lucky Wing (E, Lucky)

Person 2: Purple Claw (PC)


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Person 1: Fierce Flyer (Fierce)

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Person 1: Sporty Boa (SB)

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That Moment When You’re Curious

If there is one thing I like to know, it’s my friends’ real names. So why not get a spreadsheet full of Pop community members’ real names?


Hey, guys, Vampi here, and today I’m starting up a spreadsheet with every Poptropica community member and their real names. I’ve already gotten a few, but I wanna know everyone’s.

Now, don’t worry, I won’t hack your computer or shame you or anything… I’ll just make a story with all the names lol

I’ve already got a few names down (due to some people revealing their real names; I also added mine too), and I want more in order to make my story bigger.

Now let’s say you want to keep your real name confidential. I gotcha there. Email me at with your name, Poptropica name, and the words “the TBPH sent me” so I know you came from here, and I’ll add it to my list, then I’ll start development of the story when I get out of school for the summer.

With that, I also have news that on the Creator’s Blog Tumblr, Skinny Moon made a post labeled “7 tips on How to Get You Poptropica Blog Noticed by Fans and Poptropica Itself”, which I’ll analyze later today.

Having all of that been said, I have a math class to get back to. (Circumference and area of a circle yaaaaaaay) So I’ll see you guys later, and keep poppin’ it!

EDIT: I’m bookmarking this to the front page so it doesn’t get overflowed by other posts. go project yay

Speedrunning Poptropica


Alexa: What, what is it?

Vampi: It’s… AGDQ… There’s a run of… Pokémon Black 2…

Alexa and Tech: Wait, WHAT?!? Let me see. *they look at the Games Done Quick schedule* Wow, you weren’t kidding…

Vampi: I know, right?

*Alexa jumps in surprise*

Alexa: Guys… I have an idea.

Tech: Oh, no…

Alexa: What if I did a speed run of Poptropica Original?

Vampi: Huh. A not-bad idea, finally.

Alexa: I mean, there was a video on the Poptropica YouTube channel about beating 48 Carrot (editor’s note: 24 Carrot on Worlds) fast. Why not do that to the whole game to begin with? Go by release date, exclude those that got removed, and bada bing bada boom.

Vampi: Go ahead. Why don’t you even make a spreadsheet for it that other people can look at?

Alexa: Good idea.

(Vampi’s Note: So, yeah, Trusty’s gonna be getting exhausted from all this speedrunning. In the spreadsheet, I’ll note down the strats I use in them using comments. I’m leaving comments open to everyone so they can say their thoughts on my times. And as we always say, keep poppin’ it!)


Ask The Group Relocation

Alexa I: Hmm… I sense a disturbance in the Blog…

Jenny: The Blog?

Alexa I: Yeah… Let me check it real quick… *a few clicks are heard* Yep. We need to move blogs.

Alexa II: Why do you say that?

Alexa I:  Our Q&A series. All the questions are towards us… not the Villains.

Isaac II: The Villains?

Alexa I: The people this series were originally centered around. Thankfully, I’ve got a blog to move this to. But… Sadly, we’ll have to ditch the Villains.

TAS: *plays sad trumpet music*

Alexa I: I’ll take the news to the Villains. *Alexa walks over to the Villains’ room* Yo. Villains. Sad news.

Black Widow: Lemme guess. You and Nephri broke up?

Alexa I: Ugh, no. You guys are gonna have to leave. We’re running out of space, plus nobody really sends you any Qs anymore.

Dr. Hare: *sighing* Back to 24 Carrot for me.

Villains: *grumbling as they pack their things*

<4 hours, 37 minutes, and a bunch of farewells later>

Alexa I: Time for a blog migration, then.

moving over to Antics and Schematics


Ask the Group #16: Double Trouble

Announcer (on video game): Welcome, game fans, to the one, the only, Shoot ’em Up Battle! In the first corner of the map, Player 1 spawns in!

??? 1: Dinner’s ready! You’re eating some beating!

??? 2: That made no sense.

Announcer: Weighing in at we haven’t weighed yet, Player 2 spawns in!

??? 2: It’s time to d-d-d-d-duel!

Announcer: In the next corner, it’s the Champion of Being Named Champion, Player 3 spawns in!

??? 3: Like a coal burns, my insults burn harder.

??? 1: What? You know what, nevermind.

Annoucer: And last, but certainly not least in our hearts, Player 4 spawns in!

??? 4: Ready to lose, Squad?

??? 1 and ??? 3: We’ll pass, thanks.

Announcer: Ready, set…

*a portal appears, and Alexa falls out of it*

Alexa: Ugh… Nagdabbit, Itch! Wait… Hey, this isn’t E’s apartment complex!

Announcer: Go!

??? 2: Ah, shut it, game. *they pause it, then everyone turns towards the portal*

*Itch, TAS, Vampi, Mizana, and Nephri come out of the portal*

Nephri: Who are these people, nya?

??? 4: We’ll answer that, mate, but first, what in tarnation are you doing here?

Alexa: It’s a long story. Now, would you mind telling us who you are?

??? 1: My personality’s as hard as the name implies, I’m Obsidian Bass!

??? 2: A cabin by dark, but when the sun comes up, it’s FortLite!

??? 3: Shaped from a coal, but with a sharp intellect, Diamond!

??? 4: With a nifty gadget and unmasked features, the TechNeko strikes!

All ???s: And together we are… The DJ Squad!

Vampi: Those are… interesting names.

TechNeko: Trust me, our real names are much more interesting.

Itch: Then do you mind telling us them?

FortLite: Fine. Isaac Fortlorn.

Obsidian: Jenny Nihire.

Diamond: Caidence Banisworth.

TechNeko: Alexa Hattomi.

Alexa: Wait… Did you say… Alexa Hattomi?

Alexa II: Yep. Alexa Hattomi.

*silence is heard for 10 seconds*

Alexa: Yeah, all of you might wanna come with us. Now that we’ve seen each other’s universes’ selves, your universe is about to get destroyed.

Isaac II: Wait, what? How much time do we have left?

Itch: I’d say about… 5 minutes.

Jenny: Crap.

Isaac II: Squad, go grab your stuff. We’re moving out. And make sure to get The Headphones.

Alexa II: Not forgetting Neph.

Nephri: But I’m right here, nya.

Alexa and Itch: Knowing parallel universes, Other Alexa’s probably talking about a different Nephri.

Caidence: Alright. Didn’t have much stuff. I’m ready.

Vampi: Itch, toss him up.

Itch: *grabs Caidence’s feet* Going up! *Caidence goes through the portal*

Jenny: Done. I got this myself. *she powers up her jump and goes through the portal*

Itch: *looking at his watch* I’d say about 3 minutes left.

Mizana: Heck it. *jumps through after Jenny*

Isaac II: Where’s Tech? I always keep my stuff with me.

Alexa: Don’t worry. She’ll be here soon.

*20 seconds pass*

Itch: 2 minutes left.

Isaac II: Friggit, I’m gonna go help her.

Alexa: Not without me!

*Alexa and Isaac II rush into Alexa II’s room, helping her grab everything she needs*

Itch: 30 seconds!

Alexa II: Time’s up.

Alexa I, Alexa II, and Isaac II: Let’s rush.

*the three rush back to the portal, jumping through it; Nephri, TAS, and Vampi follow, with Itch jumping in last as the portal closes*

(Meanwhile, in the regular universe)

Caidence: *jumps through, landing on the floor*

Taniza: Oh, hey, Itch, why are you guys back so quick— Wait, who are you?

Jenny: *jumping through the portal* No time to explain right now. Waiting on Isaac and Alexa.

Isaac I: I’m right here.

Mizana: *coming through the portal* Wrong Isaac.

*about 1 minute and 37 seconds pass*

Jenny: Where in heck are they?

*Isaac II, Alexa, and Alexa II come through the portal, the rest coming though one by one, and the portal closing behind Itch*

Isaac II: That was a close one.

Both Alexas: You can say that again.

Taniza: Alright, alright, what’s going on?

Binary Bard: What’s all the ruckus in here? *he stares at the two Alexas side by side* And why are there two Alexas?

Alexa: Time to answer questions. Itch had set the wrong coordinates, we went to their dimension and I saw this Alexa.

Isaac II: The grumpy one—

Itch: It’s Itch, dude.

Isaac II: told us we had five minutes to pack, so me, Alexa, Jenny, and Caidence jumped through.

Isaac I: Alright, this is going to be confusing. Can we simplify the names of parallel me and parallel Alexa?

Isaac II: Good idea. Call me “Fortlite” and call my Alexa “Techneko.”

Alexa I: Back to the drawing board, eh? Anyway, let’s get to OUR Q session.

E to Nephri: Who’s your senpai?

Nephri: Hmmm… Hard to tell, nya… Probably Alexa, nya.

Both Alexas: Figures.


E to Itch: What’s the recharge time on your parallel universe transporter thingy?

Itch: Honestly? Anywhere from 10 seconds to 2 minutes. Forgot if it was Alexa I, TAS, or Bard that did it, but they added a recharging battery.

Alexa II: A recharging battery… I gotta get myself one of those.

Alexa I: It’s somewhat easy really. Itch can get one for ya.


E to Alexa I and Nephri: Since you guys are dating now (and since I’m still lonely and bad at relationships), do you guys have any advice for me?

Alexa: Well, not much we can give ya. Really just be yourself, and find someone who likes you for who you truly are.

Nephri: Pretty much sums that up, nya. Can anyone else account for that?

Alexa II and Isaac II: Make that one pair.

Isaac I and Taniza: Make that 2.

Alexa I: Noted.


E to Itch, Alexa I, TAS, and Nephri: Why were you guys smirking? What are you implying?

Alexa I: *looks at TAS*

TAS: *looks at Nephri*

Nephri: *looks at Itch*

Itch: *looks at Alexa I*

All 4: *turning to an imaginary camera, smirking* You should know.

Alexa II: That just creeps me out.

Mizana: You get used to it.


E to everyone: Do you guys think I need a life?

Vampi, Alexa I, Nephri, Black Widow, and Dr. Hare: Maybe.

Itch, TAS, the rest of Team MINT, and the rest of the Villains: Yes.

The DJ Squad: Who is this again?

Alexa I: I’ll tell you all later.

Alexa II: *sigh* Nephri, put that on my TDL.

Nephri: But I don’t know what that is, nya…

Computerized voice that sounds oddly like Nephri: Added, nya.

Alexa II: I meant my AI assistant. Her name’s Nephri.

Nephri II: At your service, nya.

Taniza: Learning something new every day, that’s for sure.


Red Rider to Itch: Yeah, that question that everyone knows the answer to but nobody knows the question? The question’s 7×6.

Itch: Permission to rant?

Alexa I, Team MINT, Vampi, and TAS: Permission granted.

Itch: Here goes… *he takes a deep breath* That’s actually false, because in the story that says the answer to life, the universe, and everything, the computer that calculates the answer, named Deep Thought, said that the characters who asked for that answer never added a question. It’s said later in the story when the main characters Ford and Arthur talk to brainiac mice that the mice say that 7×6 would never be the question to life, the universe, and everything, due to how simplistic it is. Rather, they instead have to come up with a random question that would be plausible to get out of trouble. The makeshift question is actually “How many” whatever it was “does it take to truly reach enlightenment?” But, as stated IN the story, that is actually not the question, since it’s stated IN THE STORY that it’s not the actual question. Therefore, there basically is no question to life, the universe and everything. If you need more proof, look at MatPat’s Amazon Fire TV stick with Alexa capabilities.

Both Alexas: …are you done now?

Itch: *gasping for air* I…  I think so…

Alexa I: Great. Onto the next question…

Vampi: Well… There are no more questions.

TAS: *plays the Donkey Kong Country death sound*


Alexa I: As always, if you have questions for any of us, feel free to ask. The new updated list of people are… Myself, Alexa; Alexa II; Nephri; Itch; Mizana; TAS; Isaac I; Isaac II; Taniza; Vampi; Jenny; and Caidence.

Jenny: Hey, I’m second to last. Is that good or something?

Caidence: I guess…

Alexa I: Whatever, just keep poppin’ it!


Vampi and Jenny’s editing note: This is actually uploaded 2 days early: we were going to make this post after Halloween, but Vampi had enough time in class to type this.



Hello, readers. 0b51d14n again.

So the puzzle’s been finished that Alexa and I worked on, but I have a few puzzles for all of you.

The first: try and figure out my real name. It’s a reference to something said in an earlier post. Winners get a shoutout in Alexa’s next Q&A.

The second: If you can figure out the sentence said in this mix of computer languages, you’ll also get a shoutout. Here’s the sentence:

01010111 01100101 01101100 01101100 00101110 596f752068617800 1063226356534462544 6f757420746864 701653647515431227 01000111 01101111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01101010 01101111 01100010 00101110


Have fun! Put your answers to each puzzle in the comments before Halloween and the shoutouts are yours!




Hello there, blog readers.

One of Alexa’s friends has been deemed a traitor. And not an online friend, an IRL friend.

And in her terms, the traitorism has grown.

So here’s the deal.

Alexa and friends asked me to help them trick the traitors. So we’ve been working a long time on creating a puzzle.

And Alexa has decided not to continue her Q&A series until the puzzle’s been solved.

So until the puzzle’s been solved, the blog will be inactive.

Hope you understand!


Happy Bloggiversary to E!

Alexa: Alright, mates. Let’s see what kinda crap’s on the internet right now.

Mizana, Nephri, and Itch: What’s with the accent?

Vampi: Long story. Let’s just say it’s for something we’re working on.

Isaac: Sounds mysterious.

Alexa: Oh, that’s awesome! Itch, you still got the right settings to get to E’s place?

Itch: Yeah, why do you ask?

Alexa: We’re gonna give her a present for her bloggiversary today. Mizana, can you bake a cake?

Mizana: Yep. Weiss had me bake the cake for the dance we had back at Beacon. Everyone loved it.

Alexa: Alright, that’s great. How fast can you do it?

Mizana: Tell me when and it’ll be done within 15 minutes.

Alexa: Well, get it done. It’s time.

Mizana: On it.

<17 minutes later>

Alexa: Is the portal ready, Itch?

Itch: Yup. Popping it open now. *he presses a button and a portal opens*

Nephri: *grabs the cake and slowly drops it down to the ground*

Vampi: *stretching, knocking on the door and saying “Special Delivery!”*

Alexa: *adding an envelope with a note in it, then getting out just as Itch closes the portal* Alright, that’s done.

Vampi’s note: E, if you question any of this, ask me, Alexa, and Neph on Discord when you get the chance. Happy bloggiversary from Team MINTATIV (Mizana, Isaac, Nephri, Taniza, Alexa, TAS, Itch, and Vampi)!

Reblog, Plus A Milestone Hit!

Itch: *coming in through the back door* WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!!!!

Alexa: Finally not doing it in public…

Vampi (who finally decided to show his face): Hey, Alexa…

Alexa: Vampi? The hecking bork are you doing here?

Vampi: You know how I have access to your social medias, right? Well, I got on WordPress today, and all I’m saying is happy birthday.

Alexa: It’s not my birthday, that’s in 10 months.

Vampi: Well, it’s your birthday on WordPress. Two years since you started.

Alexa: Wait… TWO YEARS?!? *she starts frantically trashing the kitchen*

Nephri: What are you doing, nya?


Mizana: What do you me-

Vampi and Itch: She refers to cake as a lie. References to video games and such.

Mizana: Oh… Anyway, we gathered a group for ya. Vampi hijacked some government tech, and we brought all your roleplay characters to life.

Alexa: You guys…

*some roleplay characters start coming out*


(And due to PSAT testing, I have to end here. Later, guys!)

Ask the Group Episode 15: Guest Starring…

Alexa: *walks into the AtG house* Honey, I’m- wait, it’s only the villains here.
Itch: I’m here.
Alexa: You don’t count. You universe-hopped here. Anyway, get the villains here.
TAS: *plays a get over here sound effect*
Alexa: *as the villains come down* So, I got Itch’s inter-universal email over to mine, and found out we’re picking up a special guest or two. Itch’s picking them up in… 10 seconds. Go get ‘em Itch.
Itch: *pops open a dimensional portal, and drags out a special guest that’s carrying the second special guest*
Alexa: And that is…
E: *lets go and shakes out arms* Ugh! I hate dimensional jumps! It feels so weird… I mean hi.
Itch: You get used to it.
E: You don’t want to know how much I’ve done it.
Poptropica: I think I’m going to be sick.
Alexa: Don’t worry. Think Itch brought healing potions from this one universe back on his vacation.
E: Yay dimensional rifts! *sighs* I break things. Breathe buddy.
Alexa: Anyway, while Itch tends to the second special guest…
Itch: …Huh? Oh, right. *walks off*
Alexa: …I’ll introduce our first special guest. Everyone, this is E!
E: E, El, Elyana. Hi.
Binary Bard: Princess Elyana? You look different…
Alexa: Wrong Elyana.
E: Nah, but I do get that a lot. *Sighs* Hence the nickname.
Alexa: And our next special guest is the 10-year-old she’s babysitting, a human version of the game the Villains come from, Poptropica!
Itch: Think I got him fixed!
E: You OK kiddo?
Poptropica: Yeah. Hi everyone.
Nephri: And since Vampi goes to school with us, nya, he’s just glad he doesn’t have to write the questions. He says writing them is hard on his hands, nya.
E: Wut?
Alexa: Ignore it. We say things that don’t make sense all the time.
E: Same, TBH.
Alexa: Shall we get onto the Qs, then?
E: Sounds good to me.
Poptropica: Can I have some candy?
E: *pats down pockets* Uh… maybe later.
Alexa: *sets down his backpack, and grabs out a plastic bag of Tootsie Rolls* Take em’. I keep them in there for special occasions.
Poptropica: Thank you! *takes a couple and starts eating them*
Alexa: Anyway, let’s get into the Qs.
E: Sweet.

E to Nephri: Can I call you Neph? Neef? IDK, I need a life.

Nephri: Sure thing, nya!
E: Sweet! I kinda forgot I asked that, heh heh.
Alexa: Trust me. Me and Vampi forget almost EVERYTHING.
E: Same. I actually forgot my brother somewhere once! Heh heh… I was grounded for the rest of the night.
Alexa: Forgot my Hatsune Miku Keychain at a hotel. Consequence? My relationship with my 11th ex-girlfriend broken.
E: Dang. Well. I’ve never been in a relationship so YAY.
Itch: Wouldn’t you consider you-know-who one?
E: Whaddya mean?
Itch: You know. *he, Alexa, TAS, and Nephri start smirking*
E: … What?
Itch: Eh, whatever. Next question.
E: I’m so confused.

E to Itch: Wut?
Itch: What’s this question about again?
E: That whole thing last time with “the question “ etceteria.
Itch: Oh, that. Yeah, there’s this one book about a couple of aliens that rescue the last human on earth, and all this other stuff happens, and a long time ago these other aliens asked a computer the question “What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.”
E: 42. I’ve heard that quote at least.
Itch & Alexa: And yet still, nobody knows the question to the answer.
E: I have no response to that.
Mizana: Neither do we.
E: Yay.

E to Alexa: Get well soon, being sick is the WORST!
Alexa: Thanks for the get-well wishes, E. Nose is still running, but it’s lessened.
E: NP! I’ve been sick way too much this month…
Alexa: Unfortunately, all that sneezing semi-clogged my right ear. Glad I have earwax removal kits out the wazoo.
E: In the what?
Alexa: Something my dad says a lot.
E: Oh. Ok.
Alexa: Next question, though.

E to Vampi: How’d the dentist appointment go?
Alexa: Hold up, lemme text Vampi…
E: Yay dentists. I was just there.
Alexa: Texted back. He said after an hour, the whole right side of his mouth hurt, but it’s fine now.
E: Dang… did he get a tooth pulled?
Alexa: Nope. He took a video of it, but deleted it afterward. It’s just getting some cavities filled.
E: Ow. I just went in for routine. And… I didn’t brush my teeth when I was sick and the lady was not happy with me.
Mizana: Youch. I used to not brush my teeth to begin with until I got on the school paper at Beacon.
E: I used to be pretty bad about it until I got these. *Grins, showing braces*
Nephri: Ooooh… What are those, nya?
E: Pain and suffering in order to get straight teeth.
Nephri: Sounds bad, nya.
E: *shrugs* Eh, isn’t too bad for me, at least my dentist said I can still have popcorn.
Taniza: Cool. Maybe we can have a movie night.
E: I am in full support of this. Just nothing above PG please.
Alexa: Noted.

Alexa: And now, questions that Vampi said E never asked. Let’s see how it goes, I guess…

E to the Villains: Do you guys ever get on the internet for anything? YouTube, DeviantArt, blogs?
Black Widow: I bodyguard Vampi and Alexa’s DeviantArt pages.
E: They have DeviantArt?!
Captain Crawfish: Apparently, matey. I don’t need these internets, I just use cannons to catch fish.
Alexa: Crawfish! Wrong internet!
E: Ok then… but do you guys like read blogs or watch YT or what?
Binary Bard: Some of the data in my storage comes from blogs. Then again, I do use Google.
Director D: The internet is always the place where we find our next victi- I mean, recruits.
E: .-. Well then.
Dr. Hare: I use it to buy carrots!
Alexa: The website doesn’t count, Harvey.
Dr. Hare: Nagdabbit.
E: Doncha mean Dagnabbit?
Alexa: It’s an inside joke. We switched N and D. Nagdabbit is the replacement for all cuss words.
E: Ah… well played. Is cussing a problem around here?
Alexa: Not really. We just keep that rule in place in case Vampi’s tempted to add one in afterward.
E: Wow. It’s usually good at our place, but Wid is special sometimes.
Black Widow: What do you mean?
E: *pauses* Well cat.
Alexa and Itch: Parallel universe Wid, not you.
Black Widow: Oh. That makes sense. I guess. I think.
E: Welcome to my life. *Glances at the others, then sighs*

E to Dr Hare: *gives him a carrot* Merry Easter.
Dr. Hare: Easter isn’t until March… I’m heavily confused now.
E: Is it this year? Eh. Well, I wasn’t sure if it was your birthday Tuesday, it was for my friend and I thought I’d just be nice.
Dr. Hare: I’ll take it then. Could always use the carr-
*TAS steals the carrot*
Dr. Hare: TAS!
TAS: 😀
E: … Ok then.

E: And… now it’s down to me to do the end card.
Poptropica: The what?
E: The… I may have been watching too much TheOdd1sOut. ANYWAYS, if you want to send in a Q (or 6), you can ask Alexa, Itch, TAS, Mizana, Isaac, me, Taniza, Vampi, and the Pop Villain 5 anything you want! That includes dreams, rocks, crushes, ships, Pop, did you eat all the Tootsie Rolls?
Poptropica: No. *Hides bag behind back*
E: Child, be honest.
Poptropica: I only ate half the bag…
E: Oh. That’s ok, we can pay Alexa back later, since something’s up at our place too!
Alexa: No need to pay. I’m feeling generous.
E: You sure?
Alexa: Yup. But as always…
Alexa, Nephri, Mizana, Taniza, and Itch: Keep poppin’ it!
Poptropica: What?!
E: Not you, you’re fine.
Alexa: Shall we get going, E? I still remember the deal.
E: Yup! Um… how many are coming? The apartment’s a little cramped…
Itch: Only me, Alexa, Nephri… anybody else?
Alexa: Vampi texts saying “I’m joining in via inter-universal texting.”
E: You guys know I live on Earth, right?
Alexa: Yeah.
Itch: You live on Earth-2319, and we live on Earth-1379.
E: *shrugs* I haven’t checked the numbers. We just go between two, mostly.
Itch: Right. Let’s go!
*Itch opens a portal, and everyone jumps in, except for Itch*
Itch: Wubba lubba dub dub!!! *he jumps in and the portal closes*
Isaac: …That was certainly interesting.

Vampi the Editor: JESUS HECK, 3 DAYS IN THE MAKING. Shoutout to E for being patient enough to put up with the likes of the Group, and let’s see what chaos we can create at E’s session!

Ask the Group Episode 14: Full Tank

Vampi the Editor: Full Tank’s referencing the amount of energy Nephri has lel, but the songs actually one of the final songs for Parappa the Rapper. Also one of the funniest video game songs in existence because it has to do with bathroom humor, apparently.

Alexa: Ughhhhhhhh….

Nephri: What’s wrong, Alexa-kun, nya?

Alexa: I’m sick. Had a runny nose and a sore throat all week. Fixed the sore throat, but the runny nose just keeps coming. *he grabs a Kleenex from the box beside the bed he’s in* I’m staying in bed, Neph. Do the Qs without me.

Nephri: It would be an honor, nya.

Alexa: Thanks, Neph. If there’s any Qs for me, just save them until next time.

Nephri: Just… Get well soon, nya. *she walks out, going to the living room, where everyone is* We’re doing the Qs without Alexa-kun, nya.

Itch: What? We’ve never done the Qs without Alexa!

Mizana: Guess today’s the first, huh. I’ll read the Qs then.

Nephri: Alexa told me to save her questions for next time.

Mizana: Alright, here goes.


LW to Itch: Ok… Next question, how long have you been watching me and why?

Itch: Same as the answer to The Question.

Isaac: The Question?

Itch: Yep. Wait, no, wrong question. I’m thinking of the other question.

Isaac: The Other Question.

Itch: Yep. Same as the answer to the question “How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?” The world may never know.

Isaac: What’s the answer to the first question?

Itch: 42.

Isaac: What’s the question?

Itch: Nobody knows.


LW to Black Widow: I’m probably going to die for asking… But I was wondering if you have your eye on anyone now that you’re single again.

Itch: You get a pass this time.

Black Widow: And the answer is no. Nothing but my occupation.

Isaac: One committed thief, if you ask me.

TAS: *nods*


LW to Dr Hare: Are you vegetarian?

Dr. Hare: All I eat are carrots. Of course I’m a vegetarian!

Isaac: How do you get your protein?

Dr. Hare: I don’t.

Isaac: But that makes no sense.

Dr. Hare: Don’t question it.


LW to everyone: Do you guys watch Miraculous Ladybug? 🐞

Itch: Alexa was dared to, Nephri joined in. Me and TAS got a peek. Nephri liked it because of Cat Noir.

Nephri: If I wasn’t with Alexa, nya, I’d totally be in Ladybug’s spot.

Isaac: I question all this.

Itch: Like Dr. Hare said. Don’t question it.


LW to everyone again: What are y’all gonna be for Halloween?

Nephri: I’m going as myself, nya.

Isaac: Ninja.

Taniza: Samurai.

Mizana: Me and Alexa are still discussing.

Itch: Rick from Rick and Morty.

Black Widow: Art thief.

Dr. Hare, Binary Bard, and Captain Crawfish: Self-explanatory.

Director D: Secret agent.

TAS: *holds up a bunch of 1s and 0s*

Itch: Assuming that’s a hacker?

TAS: *nods, then pulls up a picture of Retr0 from Watch Dogs 2*


Red Rider to everyone: Can I play minecraft with all of you?

Villains + Team MINT: What’s Minecraft? *Nephri adds a nya at the end*

Alexa: *from his room* Is that Red talking about Minecraft again?!?

Nephri: *yelling back* Yes, nya!

Alexa: Ughhhhhhhhhhhh…

Itch: Last I checked, he doesn’t have enough space for Minecraft on her computer, and the laptop he does have it on runs at 2 frames per second. So that’s probably a no.

Binary Bard: Looked up Minecraft, doesn’t work with my interface.

TAS: *shakes his head no, then shrugging to apologize*


Nephri: You should know by nyow what I’m gonna say, nya. Ask Alexa-kun, Itch-san, TAS-san, Mizana-san, Isaac-san, me, Taniza-san, Black Widow-san, Binary Bard-san, Captain Crawfish-san, Dr. Hare-san, and Director D-san. And as Alexa-kun would say, nya, keep poppin’ it!

Alexa: *from room* Did you guys finish?!?

Nephri: Yes, nya!

Alexa: Then can Itch do me a favor? I need more Kleenexes.